1. Keeping it simple...
2. Won't somebody think of the Adam's Apple?
3. Doctor's orders
4. The slimming aid
5. Get 'em young
6. The sporting sponsorship
7. Who needs enemies if Ronald Reagan calls you his friend?
8. The lobster was only trying to warn him...
9. Good for your pearly... yellows
10. Casual sexism
11. Pester power
12. The 'Bill Clinton'
Don't forget, folks: your doctor may prefer Camels, but smoking can still kill...