1. Sheep dog handling
This one’s for all you Lassie fans – she wasn’t really a sheep dog, but collies are still into herding things. Or maybe you were more of a Babe person. Alternatively, you could race ferrets with such cuddly names as Big Bad Bubba and Chainsaw Charlie.
2. Stunt training
Now you hack your boss to pieces for real – you might even get promoted for it.
3. Egg smashing
Admiral CEO Henry Engelhardt gets his employees playing egg roulette every year. Smashing.
4. Flash mobbing
5. Ice sculpting
MT hopes they teach you how to make a vodka luge because, realistically, your sculptures aren’t going to look angelic.
6. Cardboard boat racing
MT has a sinking feeling about this one, but it could come in handy if your company is flooded out in the latest deluge.
7. Blindfolded driving
Backseat drivers aren’t allowed to use normal instructions like left or right. Probably a metaphor for how most businesses are run tbh.
8. Orchestral (de)harmonising
During this ‘sensational, life changing experience’ workers will literally be transformed into a real-life symphony orchestra in 90 minutes. MT can hardly imagine the racket that will inevitably result.
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