12 of the worst CVs ever

Think a typo in a CV is a cardinal sin? It can get a lot worse

by Amber De Smet
Last Updated: 17 Mar 2015

1. At least the ‘horse-like laugh’ is only ‘optional’

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2. When uploading an attachment goes beyond wrong…

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3. If you don’t know what a word means, it’s probably best to leave it alone


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4. Among the skillz he omitted: being a poet and not knowing it’


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5. Just… creepy


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6. Aww noooo


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7. A good CV rule of thumb is not to include a picture. Or a border. Or a background. Or the Harry Potter font…. 

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8. There is such a thing as being too honest about your employment history


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9. Secretly, everyone loves Word Art


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10. On the bright side, at least she kept her CV to one page…


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11. Of course: the Great References Fire of 2014…


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12. With a promise like that, who could say no?


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