1. At least the ‘horse-like laugh’ is only ‘optional’
2. When uploading an attachment goes beyond wrong…
3. If you don’t know what a word means, it’s probably best to leave it alone
4. Among the skillz he omitted: being a poet and not knowing it’
5. Just… creepy
6. Aww noooo
7. A good CV rule of thumb is not to include a picture. Or a border. Or a background. Or the Harry Potter font….
8. There is such a thing as being too honest about your employment history
9. Secretly, everyone loves Word Art
10. On the bright side, at least she kept her CV to one page…
11. Of course: the Great References Fire of 2014…
12. With a promise like that, who could say no?