Cheer up – it might never happen. Or perhaps it already has: a new survey has found that a fifth of us don’t enjoy our jobs, which doesn’t bode particularly well for the recovery of the British economy. Apparently, more than half of us would choose a different career if we had our time again. All well and good, but let’s not forget that even if you could go back and start from scratch, the odds of making it as a Formula 1 driver or a Premiership footballer would probably still be quite slim…
The survey, which was published to mark VQ Day, a celebration of vocational qualifications, found that secretaries and retailers were among the most depressed workers in the UK. At the top of the list, though, were civil servants, almost half of whom say they hate their jobs. And presumably, David Cameron and George Osborne's current plans to eviscerate departmental spending budgets aren’t doing an awful lot to motivate them. Let's face it, they're not likely to be getting a conciliatory pay rise any time soon.
It’s not exactly a shock that civil servants aren’t having a very nice time at the moment. But the careers at the other end of the happiness scale are more surprising. Apparently, health care professionals are happiest about their jobs (glossing over reports of record levels of alcohol abuse among doctors). Among the other cheeriest chaps and chapesses of the British workforce are scientists, who (despite complaining over cuts) still seem to be able to manage a smile while they’re at work. Astonishingly, teachers were also there or thereabouts – perhaps they actually enjoy working with snotty children and sullen teenagers all day – as were accountants. Yes, really.
It’s difficult not to sympathise with civil servants, who are bearing the brunt of the ConDem axe-wielding efficiency drive. One minute, they’re expensing first-class air travel; the next minute, they’re re-using paperclips: it’s heart-rending stuff. That said, given the current unemployment figures, perhaps they should be grateful they’ve got a job at all. It might be a different story this time next year.
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